What is the difference between a banjo and an onion

More jokes about: Chopping. What's the difference between an onion and a vegetable?. You cry when you chop up an onion. The rest of the family cries when you chop up a vegetable. More jokes about: Onion. What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?. I've never cried when chopping up a hooker.

More jokes about: Hooker Chopping. Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a banjo player? That's right, otherwise is would have been called a teethbrush. Why are banjo's ugly? So deaf people can hate em, too. Excellent condition. What's the difference between a banjo and chain saw? You can tune a chain saw and it has dynamic range. Jeeze I'll miss her. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A banjo player. How is a banjo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? May, pm 6. Originally Posted by AlanN. May, pm 7. Eric C. My favorite: "How do you know a banjo pickers at your front door?

May, pm 8. May, pm 9. May, pm Originally Posted by keithb. Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while another old joke, but still one of my favorites: What do you say to a banjo player in a 3 piece suit?

The defendant will now rise. Joseph Baker. Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while I hope the river wasn't frozen. Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while What do drummers and banjo pickers have in common? They like to hang around with musicians. Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while The Bass player detuned one of my banjo strings and he won't tell me which one Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

How can you tell if the stage is level? If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth. What do you see in the middle of the road before you see a dead skunk that you don't see before a crushed banjo? Skid marks "Doctor, doctor will I be able to play the banjo after the operation?

Re: Best Banjo joke I've heard in a while Well,i tried to tie it in with that thread about the "banjo throwing competition" in the Hudson river,,,but I guess a lot of people didn't read that,,or get it or whatever.

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